You know how you see something on tv late at night and think “I gotta have it!” No i’m talking about the magic bullet or those horny college school girls from the 1-900 number. I’m talkin MISSISSIPPI MUD PIE! I was watchin an episode of chef roble at 1AM where they made individual pie’s for ‘chrissy teigen’s crabtacular birthday’ and decided I had to have some. So I got online and found a recipe that looked the easiest to make and stayed up til 4 o clock in the morning making it. By the time I finished, I was too tired to have a slice but by the time I woke up, it was chilled beautifully and ready to devour. It was SOOO good. VERY rich and smooth. This will not disappoint. Continue for recipe…
Excuse my French but who the f*** thought to take two red velvet cookies and put peanut butter cup ice cream in between? Jesus? Yeezus? I don’t know but thank you! THANNNNNKK YOUUUU! It’s called “Butter my velvet” and it’s hands down the best sweet treat I’ve tried all summer, probably all year. But here’s the thing, I don’t even like red velvet cookies. I barely even like red velvet cake but this combination is ridiculous! (that means good) This is the type of food you moan to when you eat. The cookies are oven warm, the ice cream is all natural, fresh, rich, and…. you know what? I don’t even wanna talk no more. This topic is beyond words. I got pictures. They’ll speak for me…
I’ve said this a hundred times before and I’ll say this a hundred times more. If I ever develop an allergy to shellfish, I want you to kill me. I mean, if I’m going to die, I would like to do so in the comfort of my home, not on the floor of a Joe’s Crab Shack or Red Lobster with a piece of shrimp scampi lodged in my swollen throat… You know what? Scratch that! As of now, that’s what I USED to say. From now on I’m saying, “Just kill me because if you don’t, imma die in front of a Cousin’s Maine Lobster food truck with a partially eaten Lobster Roll in hand.” Well, maybe that’s a bit much. But I honestly think they would be worth an adrenaline shot and a trip to the hospital.
I love chili. I love it so much. Not just in the winter but year ‘round. I love a bowl with tortilla chips, hot sauce, jalapenos, cheese, and sour cream on top. I love it plain, I love it with grilled cheese, I love it with cornbread, I love it on hot dogs and I love it on fries but when you put chili on a burger, it’s the magic hour… the magic hour. So with that being said, there’s this place called Original Tommy’s Hamburgers. It’s a west coast thing and everybody I know that lives here seems to love this place and they speak so fondly of it. Saying things such as “It’s the greasiest mess you’ll ever eat. It’s delicious AND comforting but it’s heart attack food. I can only have it once a year”. Oh baby, you had me at “It’s the greasiest”.
Don’t you just love that song? Yeah me neither. Okay I’m lying, I do…. I did. Anyways, how was everybody’s 4th of July? (my imaginary blog fans) Mine was chill. I watched fireworks, ate EVERYTHING,
got drunk had a few drinks, nothing special. Anyways, I bet you’re looking at this picture like “Wow, pretty! What the hell is it?” THIS is my childhood summed up on top of a cone. No, this is NOT sorbet or frozen yogurt. It’s superman ice cream! You know how certain things in life trigger happy memories from your childhood? Well this is one of my triggers. As a child
I don’t even know why I bother with low carb diets. I have no will power when it comes to bread. When my friends and I decided to go to Denny’s, I already made the decision in my mind that I would have grilled chicken with vegetables. Then the waitress came to take our order and my friend said “Hmm, I think I’ll try your red, white, and blue pancake breakfast with scrambled eggs and bacon.” And all of a sudden the words “Yeah me too but I want turkey bacon instead and cheese on my eggs!” just fell out of my mouth. Didn’t even wait for her to ask what I wanted. Just bleh. Word vomit. When the waitress walked away, I wanted to stop her and tell her I changed my mind but she was very VERY busy texting and staring off into space so I decided to settle for the pancake breakfast.